Hey Future, stop sucking.

Hey DigInfo, thanks for introducing us to mellifluous phrase,...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:47:00 -0400

Hey DigInfo, thanks for introducing us to mellifluous phrase, “Orient Industry, a maker of love dolls.”

Thanks, @fangohr — I can’t compete with your joke on this one.

Lasers Made from Human Cells

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:56:15 -0400

Lasers Made from Human Cells:

Hey Harvard Medical School, thanks for making my next rave completely fucking epic.

Dick Slang (Sneak Peak) via @chelseavperetti Hey Dizzo07,...

Fri, 07 May 2010 00:05:28 -0400

Dick Slang (Sneak Peak) via @chelseavperetti

Hey Dizzo07, thanks for dropping a true cultural singularity: a point beyond which I simply cannot imagine.

1 killed in whale attack at Florida SeaWorld

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:21:26 -0500

1 killed in whale attack at Florida SeaWorld :

Google News, my apologies. Hey SeaWorld, thanks for the worst show idea ever.

Also, sirens? Really? You planned for this contingency?

Nude Man Found Dead On Killer Whale's Back

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:05:57 -0500

Nude Man Found Dead On Killer Whale's Back:

Hey Google News, thanks for showing me this breaking news story from 1999. I guess with all the recent talk of health care reform, posting this makes sense.

Robot Babies Are Always A Mistake | BotJunkie Hey UCSD, thanks...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:19:36 -0500

Robot Babies Are Always A Mistake | BotJunkie

Hey UCSD, thanks for adding an angry Telly Savalas baby head to a robot. That was a great idea.

Air Force Bugbots (via docdetroit2006) Hey U.S. military,...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:14:19 -0500

Air Force Bugbots (via docdetroit2006)

Hey U.S. military, thanks for stepping up our surveillance capabilities. I’m sure no one’s going to notice a giant rectangular flying insect or a pigeon with a transparent glass head.

Christian Side Hug (via jaket282) No joke today; too scared. If...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:58:14 -0500

Christian Side Hug (via jaket282)

No joke today; too scared. If the future is anywhere near this confusing on a regular basis, I’m going to have to bow out.

Sinister Sabre Warrior Drone Will Kill Us All One Day -...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:23:17 -0400

Sinister Sabre Warrior Drone Will Kill Us All One Day - Gizmodo

Hey Lockheed Martin, thanks for helping the recovery by re-employing out of work 80’s teen movie soundtrack composers. Sabre Warrior’s finally going to come out of his shell and find a girlfriend this year!

Light-emitting shirts! (via joostbijsterveld) Hey Philips,...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:58:13 -0400

Light-emitting shirts! (via joostbijsterveld)

Hey Philips, thanks for finally eliminating need for a couch AND a clock. So inconvenient!

Skiing robot - Boing Boing Hey Bojan Nemec, thanks for devising...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:13:12 -0400

Skiing robot - Boing Boing

Hey Bojan Nemec, thanks for devising an altogether new way to make ski lifts less comfortable.

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Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:29:01 -0400

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Hey Wei-Chieh Tseng, best tech demo ever. I can’t front.

iRobot Makes First Version of T-1000 or Number Six—We Will All...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:51:00 -0400

iRobot Makes First Version of T-1000 or Number Six—We Will All Die Anyway - iRobot - Gizmodo

Hey DARPA and iRobot, thanks for thinking about all those nooks and crannies my Roomba is missing. That’s what you’re going to use this for, right?

Mechanical piano hacked to talk, says nothing you’d be...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:26:46 -0400

Mechanical piano hacked to talk, says nothing you’d be interested in

Hey Peter Ablinger, thanks for showcasing the difficulties presented by climate change in such a straightforward way.

via Soul Sides Hey Audio Push, thanks for making school in San...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:15:00 -0400

via Soul Sides

Hey Audio Push, thanks for making school in San Jose more interesting this year.

Do Even the Japanese Understand Japan Sometimes? - Wahha go go -...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:52:28 -0400

Do Even the Japanese Understand Japan Sometimes? - Wahha go go - Gizmodo

Hey Japan, thanks for always going too far.

Six-Legged Insect-Droid Scuttles With Speed - Gizmodo Hey...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:40:00 -0400

Six-Legged Insect-Droid Scuttles With Speed - Gizmodo

Hey Takram Design Engineering, can you make one of these that shoots out of my shower drain at 170 mph making a loud screeching noise? I think we could take that to market.

Video: The first (televised) kiss between robots Hey Japan, are...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:26:27 -0400

Video: The first (televised) kiss between robots

Hey Japan, are you okay?

Winkers tm a 4 (via WAJ1936) Hey Winkers, thanks for ruining my...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:11:00 -0400

Winkers tm a 4 (via WAJ1936)

Hey Winkers, thanks for ruining my visual cortex for the rest of the day. Are you sure this isn’t a Cinco product?
Thanks, Josh.

High Speed Robotic Hands (via GerbilGod7) Hey Ishikawa Komuro...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:44:36 -0400

High Speed Robotic Hands (via GerbilGod7)

Hey Ishikawa Komuro Laboratory, thanks for developing the technology that will finally stop the uncontrollable juggernaut known as the Harlem Globetrotters.