May 1, 2009

Jet rocket bike. Fast as, 236 khm. Cool.
Hey chokes01, thanks for introducing us to the future of cycling and unfathomable testicular injury.

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April 30, 2009

DA CHAOTIC SHAKAZ “HAMMERTIME”
Hey DA CHAOTIC SHAKAZ, thanks for schooling me—I will never make claims about what is or is not the future of advertising ever again. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to visit Lowe’s immediately.
Thanks, Collin.

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Yorkshire man wakes up Irish after brain surgery • The Register

Hey Yorkshire healthcare community, thanks for finally commercializing this procedure.

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Attention: Real Life SuperHeroes
Hey Phantom Zero, thanks for the “more info” link next to your vid. I feel safer already.

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April 29, 2009

Black Monday Society
Hey Black Monday Society, thanks for creating the most sublime moments of awkwardness ever. I’d pay a million bucks to peer into the soul of the drunk lady you put on the bus right at the moment she woke up surrounded by your crew.

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World Superhero Registry


Hey World Superhero Registry, thanks for making my day.

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Cincinnati’s Masked Super Hero
Hey Shadow Hare, thanks for giving hope to Cincinnati.
Thanks, Theo & Ryan.

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“Rap Chop” featuring Vince (Steve Porter’s Slap Chop remix)
Hey DJ Steve Porter, thanks for making the commercial of the future. Traditional advertising does not stand a chance.
Thanks, Clay.

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April 28, 2009

Created 2 Worship- Triple “G” Mime
Hey Triple “G” Mime, thanks for helping me realize that two mimes are bullshit; you need at least seven if you really want to get anything done. Also, thanks for showing me that lipsyncing is a totally great addition to mime and is completely consistent with the core concepts of the art form.

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Sharper FX, Inc.

Hey Sharper FX, thanks for exceeding the perceived limits of design. Also, all that fire and electricity.

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Hey K&K Mime, thanks for being unusually quiet prophets to the nations. Also, that mime in the last post needs to step the fuck off.

Hey K&K Mime, thanks for being unusually quiet prophets to the nations. Also, that mime in the last post needs to step the fuck off.

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sad robot
Hey art of mime, thanks for the dramatic masterpiece.

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Coughing Robot Spews ‘Flu Germs’
Hey University of Louisville, thanks for shoving some Binaca in a mannequin.

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April 27, 2009
Shocking X-ray photograph of man murdered by nail gun | The First Post


Hey Australia, thanks for the mid-morning gruesomeness.

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PooTrap - Environmental Friendly Animal Excrement Collector - an amazing invention
Hey PooTrap, thanks for making that collection bag transparent. Also, thanks for naming one of your demo dogs “Spicy”.

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