August 28, 2009

Do Even the Japanese Understand Japan Sometimes? - Wahha go go - Gizmodo

Hey Japan, thanks for always going too far.

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August 26, 2009

Six-Legged Insect-Droid Scuttles With Speed - Gizmodo

Hey Takram Design Engineering, can you make one of these that shoots out of my shower drain at 170 mph making a loud screeching noise? I think we could take that to market.

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August 25, 2009

Video: The first (televised) kiss between robots

Hey Japan, are you okay?

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August 21, 2009

Winkers tm a 4 (via WAJ1936)

Hey Winkers, thanks for ruining my visual cortex for the rest of the day. Are you sure this isn’t a Cinco product?
Thanks, Josh.

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August 3, 2009

High Speed Robotic Hands (via GerbilGod7)

Hey Ishikawa Komuro Laboratory, thanks for developing the technology that will finally stop the uncontrollable juggernaut known as the Harlem Globetrotters.

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July 5, 2009

AeroVironment flapping-wing nano-UAV (via theworacle)

Hey DARPA, thanks for making me blast Pink Floyd as I watch the slow motion future of surveillance.

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4th of July: Bearing Fruit « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

Hey Americans, thanks for keeping it real.

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June 22, 2009

Creepy Chair Demo is Today’s BIG Thing in Technology - JUN 18, 2009

Hey Finnish furniture designers, thanks for the comfy testicles.
Thanks, Gizmodo.

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June 15, 2009
Project Natal struggles with dark skinned people

Hey Microsoft, thanks for letting us surf this “racism”-built-into-consumer-electronics meme just a bit longer.

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June 4, 2009

サラリーマン侍 デスク編 (via MotionPortraitPark)

Hey MotionPark, thanks for giving me an entirely new set of visual tools with which to build my nightmares.

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May 20, 2009

Robot teacher: Japanese kids get technology lesson

Hey Japanese student, thanks for my favorite critique of an educator ever: “It was great seeing it moving and speaking.”

Yes teacher, thank you for all that moving and speaking.

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May 15, 2009
Racist Camera! No, I did not blink… I’m just Asian! (via !!! :: jozjozjoz :: !!!) Hey Nikon, thanks for finally introducing prejudice to the field of consumer electronics.

Racist Camera! No, I did not blink… I’m just Asian! (via !!! :: jozjozjoz :: !!!)

Hey Nikon, thanks for finally introducing prejudice to the field of consumer electronics.

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May 14, 2009
What If ‘Star Trek’ Is a Gift from God? « FOXNews.com

Hey Fox News, thanks for the continued journalistic integrity:

“The new ‘Star Trek’ film shows Captain Kirk’s Starship Enterprise making good use of photon torpedoes and force fields. So the question comes to mind: Would Israel be safer if it could shoot down enemy missiles and rockets with such photon torpedoes, or block them altogether with a force field? Of course it would.”

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May 10, 2009
Hey awkwardfamilyphotos.com, thanks for the Mother’s Day magic.

Hey awkwardfamilyphotos.com, thanks for the Mother’s Day magic.

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May 4, 2009
The Fetishists (14 pics)


Hey wool clothing fetishists, thanks for forever tainting winter.

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