May 7, 2010

Dick Slang (Sneak Peak) via @chelseavperetti

Hey Dizzo07, thanks for dropping a true cultural singularity: a point beyond which I simply cannot imagine.

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February 24, 2010
1 killed in whale attack at Florida SeaWorld

Google News, my apologies. Hey SeaWorld, thanks for the worst show idea ever.

Also, sirens? Really? You planned for this contingency?

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Nude Man Found Dead On Killer Whale's Back

Hey Google News, thanks for showing me this breaking news story from 1999. I guess with all the recent talk of health care reform, posting this makes sense.

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February 8, 2010
Robot Babies Are Always A Mistake | BotJunkie Hey UCSD, thanks for adding an angry Telly Savalas baby head to a robot. That was a great idea.

Robot Babies Are Always A Mistake | BotJunkie

Hey UCSD, thanks for adding an angry Telly Savalas baby head to a robot. That was a great idea.

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Air Force Bugbots (via docdetroit2006)

Hey U.S. military, thanks for stepping up our surveillance capabilities. I’m sure no one’s going to notice a giant rectangular flying insect or a pigeon with a transparent glass head.

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December 3, 2009

Christian Side Hug (via jaket282)

No joke today; too scared. If the future is anywhere near this confusing on a regular basis, I’m going to have to bow out.

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October 30, 2009

Sinister Sabre Warrior Drone Will Kill Us All One Day - Gizmodo

Hey Lockheed Martin, thanks for helping the recovery by re-employing out of work 80’s teen movie soundtrack composers. Sabre Warrior’s finally going to come out of his shell and find a girlfriend this year!

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October 22, 2009

Light-emitting shirts! (via joostbijsterveld)

Hey Philips, thanks for finally eliminating need for a couch AND a clock. So inconvenient!

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October 21, 2009

Skiing robot - Boing Boing

Hey Bojan Nemec, thanks for devising an altogether new way to make ski lifts less comfortable.

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October 16, 2009

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Hey Wei-Chieh Tseng, best tech demo ever. I can’t front.

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October 14, 2009

iRobot Makes First Version of T-1000 or Number Six—We Will All Die Anyway - iRobot - Gizmodo

Hey DARPA and iRobot, thanks for thinking about all those nooks and crannies my Roomba is missing. That’s what you’re going to use this for, right?

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October 9, 2009

Mechanical piano hacked to talk, says nothing you’d be interested in

Hey Peter Ablinger, thanks for showcasing the difficulties presented by climate change in such a straightforward way.

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October 2, 2009
via Soul Sides Hey Audio Push, thanks for making school in San Jose more interesting this year.

via Soul Sides

Hey Audio Push, thanks for making school in San Jose more interesting this year.

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August 28, 2009

Do Even the Japanese Understand Japan Sometimes? - Wahha go go - Gizmodo

Hey Japan, thanks for always going too far.

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August 26, 2009

Six-Legged Insect-Droid Scuttles With Speed - Gizmodo

Hey Takram Design Engineering, can you make one of these that shoots out of my shower drain at 170 mph making a loud screeching noise? I think we could take that to market.

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