Hey DigInfo, thanks for introducing us to mellifluous phrase, “Orient Industry, a maker of love dolls.”
Hey Harvard Medical School, thanks for making my next rave completely fucking epic.
Dick Slang (Sneak Peak) via @chelseavperetti
Hey Dizzo07, thanks for dropping a true cultural singularity: a point beyond which I simply cannot imagine.
Google News, my apologies. Hey SeaWorld, thanks for the worst show idea ever.
Also, sirens? Really? You planned for this contingency?
Hey Google News, thanks for showing me this breaking news story from 1999. I guess with all the recent talk of health care reform, posting this makes sense.
Hey UCSD, thanks for adding an angry Telly Savalas baby head to a robot. That was a great idea.
Hey U.S. military, thanks for stepping up our surveillance capabilities. I’m sure no one’s going to notice a giant rectangular flying insect or a pigeon with a transparent glass head.
No joke today; too scared. If the future is anywhere near this confusing on a regular basis, I’m going to have to bow out.
Hey Lockheed Martin, thanks for helping the recovery by re-employing out of work 80’s teen movie soundtrack composers. Sabre Warrior’s finally going to come out of his shell and find a girlfriend this year!
Light-emitting shirts! (via joostbijsterveld)
Hey Philips, thanks for finally eliminating need for a couch AND a clock. So inconvenient!
Hey Bojan Nemec, thanks for devising an altogether new way to make ski lifts less comfortable.
Hey DARPA and iRobot, thanks for thinking about all those nooks and crannies my Roomba is missing. That’s what you’re going to use this for, right?
Hey Peter Ablinger, thanks for showcasing the difficulties presented by climate change in such a straightforward way.